Palm Beach Tan Summerville Summerville Azalea Square

Here’s the lowdown on Palm Beach Tan if you’re up for an adventure: 1. Getting a tan here? Settle in, because it’s like cooking toast with a flashlight. State laws limit your glow-up to a blazing 6 minutes on your first two visits, then—wait for it—you graduate to 8 minutes! So yeah, tanning here is more of a commitment than a casual fling. 2. Prepare for a menu of “options” that only make sense if you subscribe to their exclusive monthly club at a cool $90-$120. And yes, even then, you’re clocking in for a strict 6-8 minute bronzing session every 24 hours, as if you’re in tanning detention. 3. Product prices? Pfft, who needs those? They’ll suggest all kinds of “miracle” lotions, and before you know it, you’re $100 deep for a gel that’s apparently just a placebo in a bottle. 4. Personal info galore! You’ll need to provide them with everything but your favorite color to set up an account, and then you’ll sign a digital waiver with more terms than a mortgage, no hard copy in sight. Good luck remembering what you just agreed to. 5. Eyewear is a must, but borrowing a pair? Not here! You’ll need to fork out a small fortune for some protective shades, because apparently they’re running an eyewear monopoly. 6. Oh, and a random $20 “activation fee” to get your account going. Why? Who knows—maybe for the thrill of the flashlight tan life.